We’ve all seen an inconspicuous college brochure emblazoned with the phrase “Take it on!” Maybe we were seniors in high school, maybe we were cleaning out the closet, or maybe we were working in admissions. After rifling through it, we realize: I go to school here, and I have never seen a single one of these people. In that moment is the realization, it’s time for change.
It has been decided, it’s time for Presbyterian College to head in a new direction. It’s time to “Take it off!”
When asked for thoughts on the matter, one student (wishing to remain unnamed), said, “As a campus, each of us should be personally committed to take it off. There are some foxes around here.”
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this article are meant in jest and should not be taken seriously. All quotes should be assumed falsified and should not be held agains the alleged speaker. This article is part of the BlueStocking’s April Fools Holiday prank and does not necessarily reflect the direct views of Presbyterian College or of the BlueStocking Newspaper. Thanks for caring enough to read the disclaimer. Merry belated April Fools to you, kind sir!